Your money. Zero filter.
Your spending deserves a roast.
Turn your bank statement into a brutally funny monthly recap. Meet your habits, take the hit, and give the group chat something worth opening.
One free roast every month. Your dignity is not included.
The Spendshade promise
Receipts → roast → redemption
Not another budgeting chore.
Same spending. A much better story. A little self-awareness goes a long way.
$412
on DoorDash this month.
Your kitchen
is a museum.
Bring the receipts.
Connect your bank through Plaid or upload a statement. Start with the route you’re comfortable with.
Get lovingly dragged.
AI turns your spending habits into swipeable roast cards. Less spreadsheet. More ‘okay, that’s painfully accurate.’
Send it to the group chat.
Story-ready cards make your monthly recap easy to share. Keep it to yourself if the roast hits a little too close to home.
A fresh drop. Every month.
Monthly recaps keep the receipts coming. December’s annual Spending Wrapped gives your entire year the main-character treatment.
Choose your level of shade
Free laughs. Optional redemption arc.
Monthly roast
$0 / month
One free roast per month. Get acquainted with the spending habits you thought nobody noticed.
The redemption arc
$4.99 / month
Weekly roasts, savings challenges, and a redemption arc tracker. Laugh at the pattern. Then start changing it.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
The receipts are waiting
You’ve seen your balance.
Now hear its opinion.
Your first monthly roast is free. Come for the punchline. Stay for the better habits.